1. Fast internet.
2. Geoblockers to GTFO.
3. American Netflix.
4. A packet of Tim Tams that never runs out.
5. “A map of Westfield that is actually helpful and doesn’t direct you to Myer via Narnia”?
6. For real estate prices to be REALISTIC estate prices.
7. For it to never rain on Australia Day.
8. For a Bunnings sausage sizzle to set up permanently outside your house.
Brisbane best sausage sizzle is at Bunnings Stafford today
9. Hovercars to escape the inevitable peak hour traffic that happens every day.
10. Magical fairy bread sprinkles that only stick to the bread and don't roll off.
11. For Disneyland to actually open and end all these dumb rumours.
IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO BE CLOSE A DISNEY LAND IN AUSTRALIA I CANT DO THIS HELP
12. Or for Wonderland to come back.
13. Look, we'll even take Sega World at this point.
14. Every episode of A*Mazing on DVD.
15. A PM who stays for longer than a week.
.@johnkeypm has collected the full set!!
16. For McFlurries to actually be flurried, like the good old days.
17. Free international shipping on everything.
18. For the rest of the world to realise that we don't actually say "shrimp on the barbie".
19. For work to be automatically cancelled any time it's over 40 degrees.
If you guys are cold wet and soggy in scotland then we are melting in Australia - driving around yesterday 😨🌞🌞
20. A goon bag with soft edges so it's actually a comfortable pillow.
We did it! Goon pillow! #TGIwinenight
21. Plane tickets to Europe that don't cost ten million dollars.
22. For the Hemsworths to always be shirtless.
23. Go-Go-Gadget umbrellas in our heads because who knows when the hell it's going to start raining.
24. Free sauce with the purchase of every pie.
25. Efficient public transport.
26. For Rhonda and Ketut to come back into our lives.
