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27 Presents All Australians Actually Want This Christmas

“$100 postal charges? You’ve got to be shipping me..."

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5. “A map of Westfield that is actually helpful and doesn’t direct you to Myer via Narnia”?

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Because that place is a fucking maze, amirite?!

7. For it to never rain on Australia Day.

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8. For a Bunnings sausage sizzle to set up permanently outside your house.

Brisbane best sausage sizzle is at Bunnings Stafford today

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11. For Disneyland to actually open and end all these dumb rumours.

IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO BE CLOSE A DISNEY LAND IN AUSTRALIA I CANT DO THIS HELP

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15. A PM who stays for longer than a week.

.@johnkeypm has collected the full set!!

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19. For work to be automatically cancelled any time it's over 40 degrees.

If you guys are cold wet and soggy in scotland then we are melting in Australia - driving around yesterday 😨🌞🌞

20. A goon bag with soft edges so it's actually a comfortable pillow.

We did it! Goon pillow! #TGIwinenight

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27. And for every day of our summer to look like this:

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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