Avocado really seems to be the ~cool thing~ at the moment.
Smashed avo on toast is this year's cronut.
People pay an extra $4 to get that shit added to their morning toast.
But why? It's horrible.
Its gross. It's a weird texture. And it tastes like butt.
Sure, it's healthy. If I loved avocado, I'm certain that I'd be the kind of person who wears leggings to brunch and goes jogging every morning, aka living my best life.
But alas. It's horrible.
It's expensive.
And people look at you like this when you share your (correct) opinion.
I would not eat it in a house. I would not eat it with a mouse.
I would not eat it here or there.
And I would not eat it anywhere.
Everyone needs to just stop with the avocado love.
Because it SUCKS.
