OK, Macca's. It's time for us to sit down and have a chat.
McFlurries are one of those delicious menu items that literally every single person enjoys.
Whether you like it with Oreo, M&Ms, or a mix of the two, you can't go past a good ol' McFlurry.
BUT WAIT. HANG ON.
Over the past few years, there has been a change in the way McDonald's Australia serves up these delicious soft-serve desserts.
THEY ARE NO LONGER BEING FLURRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS NOW JUST A CUP OF SOFT SERVE WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF TOPPING. YOU MAY AS WELL JUST BUY A FUCKING SUNDAE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR McFLURRY MACHINES?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ICONIC McFLURRY SPOONS?
WHY ARE WE PAYING $4.95 FOR THIS WHEN WE COULD PAY $2.95 FOR A SUNDAE WITH EXTRA M&Ms???
IT'S TIME TO STOP THE LIES, McDONALD'S. STOP THE LIES.
LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS HOW OUR FLURRIES SHOULD BE FLURRIED.