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Maccas Needs To Explain Their Messed Up McFlurry Policy

YOU TOOK THE FLURRY OUT OF McFLURRY.

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OK, Macca's. It's time for us to sit down and have a chat.

NBC

McFlurries are one of those delicious menu items that literally every single person enjoys.

McDonalds

Whether you like it with Oreo, M&Ms, or a mix of the two, you can't go past a good ol' McFlurry.

BUT WAIT. HANG ON.

FOX

Over the past few years, there has been a change in the way McDonald's Australia serves up these delicious soft-serve desserts.

ITV

THEY ARE NO LONGER BEING FLURRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS NOW JUST A CUP OF SOFT SERVE WITH A SMALL AMOUNT OF TOPPING. YOU MAY AS WELL JUST BUY A FUCKING SUNDAE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR McFLURRY MACHINES?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ICONIC McFLURRY SPOONS?

WHY ARE WE PAYING $4.95 FOR THIS WHEN WE COULD PAY $2.95 FOR A SUNDAE WITH EXTRA M&Ms???

IT'S TIME TO STOP THE LIES, McDONALD'S. STOP THE LIES.

LOOK AT THIS.

THIS IS HOW OUR FLURRIES SHOULD BE FLURRIED.

Your move, Macca's. Your move.

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