1. This headline, cementing Pete Evans as Australia's biggest knob.
2. This "Aussie" sub for sale in Singapore.
3. And this absolute RIP OFF.
4. This national offense.
5. This creation, which ruins both a perfectly good avocado, and a perfectly good coffee.
6. This butter abomination.
7. And Starbucks' desecration of all that we hold dear.
8. This mash-up which deserves to go straight in the trash.
Happy STRAYA DAY!!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🍻
9. And this MasterChef-wannabe creation which sounds rank.
10. This fuckin' frankfurter.
11. This American take on fairy bread.
12. And this re-appropriated pavlova.
13. This bacon and waffle-topped parma.
14. This breakfast which you wouldn't want to be eating on the run.
15. This avatar DJ, asking for your spare change.
16. This Australian-themed bar in the US doing didgeridoo shooters.
17. Every time Police twitter tries to make a joke.
We're receiving calls about a UFO (unidentified flashing object) in Sydney. Don't worry, it's just someone using their indicator.
18. And this disgusted vegan.
19. This overpriced jar.
20. This sad, empty party pie.
21. This suggestion that an Aussie would even TOUCH Marmite.
22. This deconstruction of the servo classic.
23. And this deconstructed sausage sizzle.
24. This absolute fucking joke.
25. These four words which should never, ever be put in a sentence together.
26. And this sad pie attempt. RIP.
