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26 Photos That’ll Just Piss Off Every Aussie

"Paleo" and "vegan" just don't belong in the same sentence as "sausage sizzle".

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1. This headline, cementing Pete Evans as Australia's biggest knob.

2. This "Aussie" sub for sale in Singapore.

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3. And this absolute RIP OFF.

4. This national offense.

5. This creation, which ruins both a perfectly good avocado, and a perfectly good coffee.


6. This butter abomination.

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7. And Starbucks' desecration of all that we hold dear.

8. This mash-up which deserves to go straight in the trash.

9. And this MasterChef-wannabe creation which sounds rank.

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10. This fuckin' frankfurter.

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11. This American take on fairy bread.

12. And this re-appropriated pavlova.

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13. This bacon and waffle-topped parma.

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14. This breakfast which you wouldn't want to be eating on the run.

15. This avatar DJ, asking for your spare change.

16. This Australian-themed bar in the US doing didgeridoo shooters.


17. Every time Police twitter tries to make a joke.

We're receiving calls about a UFO (unidentified flashing object) in Sydney. Don't worry, it's just someone using their indicator.

18. And this disgusted vegan.

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19. This overpriced jar.

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20. This sad, empty party pie.

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21. This suggestion that an Aussie would even TOUCH Marmite.

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22. This deconstruction of the servo classic.

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23. And this deconstructed sausage sizzle.

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24. This absolute fucking joke.

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25. These four words which should never, ever be put in a sentence together.

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26. And this sad pie attempt. RIP.

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