18 Things That Happen To All Single Lesbians

    "I honestly have no idea whose underwear this is."

    1. Sometimes it feels like every single hot girl you meet is straight.

    2. So you heavily rely on this app folder.

    3. Though it doesn't take you long to work your way through the gays on Tinder.

    4. When you meet a new girl you always seem to go in way too keen.

    5. There's always that one well-intentioned coworker who tries to set you up on a blind date without realising you're gay.

    6. When you finally find a hot girl who is actually gay, you're so surprised, you have no idea what to do.

    7. But then you're faced with this quandary.

    8. You've definitely had a moment where you've found a pair of underwear in your laundry and are 95% sure it's not yours.

    9. You love looking at half-naked photos of girls but always end up feeling a little guilty about it.

    10. You're sick of your straight female friends complaining about how easy it must be to date other girls.

    11. Though the worst is when you're out and a guy says that he can "turn you straight".

    12. You find out just how hard it is to flirt with a girl and make sure she's getting the message.

    13. So you try to drop subtle hints.

    14. There are some hard months, when it's been a while since you've had any action.

    15. So you start getting desperate.

    16. And you begin seeing lesbian undertones in EVERYTHING.

    17. You try to ~act more gay~ in the hopes it'll help attract other girls.

    18. Though it's great when you finally start seeing someone new, and it's all sex, all the time.