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23 Things People Who Love Eating Would Never Say

"Please, have the last slice of pizza."

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1. I had a big a lunch, I'll probably just skip dinner.

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2. I'll pass on dessert.

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3. I forgot to eat.

4. I can't remember what I had for dinner last night.

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5. I stop eating when I'm full.

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6. I've never grated cheese for my pasta and then eaten half of it while standing in my kitchen.

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7. I can't eat breakfast, it's too early in the morning.

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8. I have nothing in my fridge.

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9. Grocery shopping is the worst.

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10. Pizza is gross.

11. I don't spend my whole day thinking about my next meal.

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12. How can anyone eat a whole pint of ice cream in a night?

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13. Fresh bread smells gross.

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14. I've never tried to use mind control on my waiter to make my food come faster.

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15. I've never eaten a midnight snack by the light of my refrigerator.

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16. Mac 'n' cheese is for kids.

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17. I've never finished a four-serving meal on my own.

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18. I've never had two dinners in one night.

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19. Please, take half of my fries. I wasn't gonna finish them anyway.

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20. I hate Thanksgiving.

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21. Let's split dessert.

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22. What's a food coma?

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23. Please, have the last slice of pizza.

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