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When you wake up to the sound of Marimba at 7am and you regret everything that's led you to this point:
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And dragging yourself out of bed should honestly qualify you for an Olympic medal.
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Whenever anyone walks toward you, holding a folder, you know it's bad news.
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So you spend a lot of time avoiding people.
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And you take your pleasures where you can find them.
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Because time seems to take on its own quality when you're working.
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You've realised that you might, in fact, be Squidward.
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Though there is always one thing which can brighten your day.
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You spend a lot of your working hours weighing up the pros and cons of switching careers.
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Because every night, you're praying for a reason to not go back in the morning.
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And you'd much prefer to be doing literally anything else than your actual job.
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As soon as it's home time, you're out of there as fast as possible.
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And you'll always, always take an early mark.
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You spend all week dreaming of what you'll do this weekend, but then you just end up binge-watching in bed.
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Then you get to work on a Monday and your boss asks how you're doing.
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You often make the mistake of going out drinking on a work night, and regretting it so damn hard the next day.
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Because you have to either give up your social life or just be happy with being tired AF all the time.
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Friday is honestly the best day of your week.
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But when your boss schedules a meeting for 4pm on a Friday you just can't bring yourself to care about anything they say.
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But then when the weekend hits you're like "byeeeeeeeee"... but still have to be mildly work-appropriate.
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Though you know you've gotta go back on Monday and do it all over again.
