1. Drunk Australians help each other out.
you: australians have no culture me:
2. We come up with new and inventive ways to enjoy our favourite drinks.
3. And oh boy, do we enjoy them.
me: strewth me tannins are goin off their fuckin cluckers - kind of wine's this then sommelier: that's a vb sir me: so bloody smooth
4. Because a drunk Australian knows the value of stocking up.
5. Drunk Australians are forward thinkers.
6. Drunk Aussies will take any excuse to party.
7. And it's often a case of last one standing wins.
australian of the year should be decided by a drinking contest
8. They have their priorities in order.
9. Though sometimes their ambitions are set too high.
10. Drunk Aussies love to celebrate.
11. And they'll do whatever's necessary to get a beer in a noisy pub.
12. Drunk Australians are genius mixologists.
I'm using a zooper dooper as a crazy straw for my goon You're welcome 'straya
13. They're engineering experts.
#STRAYA ALERT: A drunk driver has been fined after he was caught driving a motorised esky in Melbourne's east… https://t.co/mGcpPkaKsQ
14. ...and can do some damn impressive things.
15. They're willing to share.
16. And they're always trying to help out.
17. Though sometimes they can get a bit carried away.
18. Drunk Australians know a thing or two about drinking games.
Tape the drunk man to the clothes line #straya #nicoleisnap
19. And they always bring the best props.
20. Not to mention the squad outfits.
21. Drunk Australians know how to take a good selfie.
dont judge me i was drunk
22. And they're not ashamed of their opinions.... at least until they sober up.
Most embarrassing drunk tweet ever #shame #guilty #remorse
23. But most of all, Australians are always there for their mates.
