21 Reasons Justin Bieber Is The Sexiest Man On This Goddamn Planet
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, YOU SEXY THANG.
When he looked hella fine in a suit even though he was wearing the douchiest earrings of all time.
When he wore a weird ass hat but still looked so damn attractive.
That time he looked like THIS.
And his arms looked like they were sent down from the heavens just to make your knees weak.
Remember when he peed in a mop bucket and you were worried for your boo but at the same time still loved him so much.
Ditto that time he sprayed cleaning fluid on a picture of Bill Clinton.
When he stared thoughtfully out of a window and made you think "HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT DAMN PHOTOGENIC?".
When he wore A FUCKING BUCKET HAT and you still wanted to bang him.
When he had the actual sexiest mug shot ever.
When he CASUALLY HUNG OUT WITH JAY Z AND KEVIN HART like he does it all the time (which he probably does because he's fucking flawless).
When he wore a fucking headband and rapped and made you want to jump his bones.
When he called the shit out of Hayley for saying he's white trash.
When he was tired from a long day of being swaggy and got carried up the Great Wall of China like a GOD.
When he said "Fuck the police", and you said "No, Justin, fuck ME".
When he wore these amazing pants and he looked like he pooped himself but still was so hot.
When he smoked a disgusting cigar but you still wanted to put your tongue inside his mouth.
When he proved the theory that a guy gets ten million times hotter when he holds a baby animal, even though you never knew he could actually get hotter than he already is.
OMG AND THEN HE GOT A MONKEY AND EVEN THOUGH HE ABANDONED IT, HE'S STILL SO FUCKING HOT.
When he was just so damn human and he embraced his flaws and you just wanted to give him a cuddle.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB. XOXO. ENJOY YOUR FIRST SIP OF ALCOHOL IN THE U.S.
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