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19 Things That Happen When You Fucking Love A Goon Sack

In goon we trust.

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1. Goon is potentially the most versatile beverage ever known to man.

Some would argue that maybe water should take this title, but clearly, those drongos have never tried goon.
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Some would argue that maybe water should take this title, but clearly, those drongos have never tried goon.

2. You can make it classy and have it from a glass.

3. Or you can stick with tradition and enjoy it straight from the sack.

4. You know that goon goes with a variety of different mixers.

5. Though it's best when added into a big ol' bowl with juice and fruit.

6. Of course, you know that goon sacks aren't just a great vessel for storing wine.

7. And you've come up with creative ways to use your empties.

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8. You can't see this photo without thinking of the endless opportunities it could provide.

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9. And when you saw this photo, you instantly wondered how you could get your hands on one.

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10. This girl is your personal hero.

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11. While this girl is just a national treasure.

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12. You've definitely had a night which looks like this.

13. This photo makes you just wanna go outside and play right now.

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14. And you've seriously wondered if you could get this sculpture moved into your backyard.

15. Whenever Dan Murphys has a sale, you stock up as much as you can, so you'll never be without goon.

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16. You've honestly thought about maybe painting your house to look like the Big Wine Cask.

17. And you'll show your love for goon in any way possible.

18. You just want the world to know how much it means to you.

19. Because goon truly is man's best friend.