Buzz·Posted on 10 Dec 201822 Deeply True Tweets About Women"Once I hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back."by Jemima SkelleyLifestyle EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. abb🕊 @abblucia Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’ 12:47 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. lil waste of space @pupperonis a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like “ak-47” and he would respond w “fuck 😩😩😩 ur so hot 😫” 12:45 AM - 05 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. cricket🌻 @cricket_cg sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial america eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship 12:55 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.” 10:43 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Esther Kezia Thorpe @EstherKeziaT STOP EVERYTHING so one of my friends got married yesterday and she had POCKETS ON HER WEDDING DRESS which is just the best thing I have ever seen. https://t.co/3A0PF3102V 08:33 AM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. tina le @t1nale me when i wake up vs. when i’m finally ready to go out 06:22 AM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abby Spice, 🐉 Mummy @clapifyoulikeme The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice. 04:25 AM - 10 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. rax "fear" king @RaxKingIsDead once i hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back. i don’t care that he apologized. i did this for you 10:12 PM - 07 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. ♡ @m6macita applying lip balm while you know someone’s watching you is a power move 12:58 AM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. popular slut @kindslut thinking about dying my hair platinum blonde which means it’s time to see my therapist 07:51 PM - 05 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kim @kimmngu I use “bitch” so much as a term of endearment that I forget ppl actually get offended by it 07:17 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. kate-EEK @katefeetie Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall 09:26 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ellie @holy_schnitt every time I wear a tube top out there’s like a 49% chance I accidentally flash someone but sometimes that’s the price u gotta pay to look good am I right ladies 03:36 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lourdes @gossipgriII me: h- girls who thrift: 01:14 AM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. M4Y4 @bonjourchicken why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school 04:10 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jonathan chavez @paqjonathan Girls go back to the guy that fucked them over 1000 times but won't go back to the lady that fucked their nails up once. 💀💀 05:33 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. day @DaynaHorton Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag 05:56 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley I think I’m starting to understand girls Calling another girl bitch = probably friends Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends 03:32 AM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ✰ samflower ✰ @milkygoddess a therapist: expensive a box of hair dye: $7 08:14 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. hannah @gulickhannah i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he’ll use sound logic and reasoning and i’m really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am 11:19 PM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. WiseGuy Wes @EdisAggin Women’s shower water. https://t.co/kJvu6FE256 10:20 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. jolly ty 🎄 @phaithfuI If you write a girl a handwritten note she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens 01:41 AM - 07 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite