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23 Things That Prove Australia, USA, And The UK Speak Different Languages

Brits, I know you're speaking English, but I have no clue what you're saying.

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1. When Brits tried to explain what a cheeky Nando's is.

2. And when Australians had their own translation which would be foreign to anyone but themselves.

3. When Americans were exposed for not using the word "fortnight".

4. When British people put an "x" after EVERY sentence.

5. And when they used the word "tea" for way too many things.

6. Oh, and let's not forget "banter".

Why are british people obsessed with the word "banter"

7. When Australians had some confusing slang.

8. And when the real nuances of the Australian language were unveiled.

9. When this made literally no sense to anyone but Brits.

i don't understand british people but I still love them

10. When everyone had a different way of saying "Harry Potter".

11. And when there was a little confusion over salutations and cereal.

12. When Australians used "chips" as a blanket term.

13. And when they had very different ways of showing friendliness.

sydney is the second friendliest city in the world if you count strangers shouting "how's it going cunt" as friendliness

14. When everyone fed into the posh Brit stereotype.

15. When Brits and Australians had very different words for "candy".

pommy: mother may i have a sweetie australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER

16. When Australians had some very interesting expressions.

best Aussie expressions: - carry on like a pork chop - stop fart arsing around - bitta shush please - rack off ya fucken dog

17. But then again, Brits have their fair share as well.

18. This great toastie vs. grilled cheese debate.

19. And don't forget about grey vs. gray.

20. When this guy just wanted a burger.

21. When the US was the odd one out when it comes to "colour".

22. And, like... most other things.

23. Honestly, even the birds speak different languages.

american birds: chirp chirp european birds: cheep cheep australian birds: FUCKIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA