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    7 Oct 2015

    24 Things All Australians Say When They're In London

    But really, how hard is it to make a decent coffee?

    1. "Didn't I just pass a Pret A Manger 200 metres ago? Why is there another one here?"

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    2. "Which way to Diagon Alley?"

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    3. "Every building here is so old, this city must be haunted as fuck."

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    4. "Considering that we're pretty much Britain and we have the same monarch can we please have our own immigration line at Heathrow? Because I do not have two hours to spare."

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    5. "Wow, the tube is so efficient."

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    6. "But also it's like five degrees outside – why is it a fucking oven down here?"

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    7. "I am so poor right now, why is our dollar so bad?"

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    8. "SIXTEEN POUNDS FOR AN UMBRELLA? Lol bye."

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    9. "I'm cold."

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    10. "Hehehe Cockfosters."

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    11. "Why is Oxford Circus called circus when there is clearly no circus here?"

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    12. "And I see no garden in Covent Garden either."

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    13. "Also you guys live like an hour away from Paris. Why aren't you going there every weekend?"

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    14. "Um, it's 4pm. Why is it dark?"

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    15. "Every time someone talks to me I feel like I'm in Downton Abbey, this is fab."

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    16. "This coffee is terrible but it cost me $11, so I have to drink it all."

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    17. "My calves are so great thanks to the billions of stairs in every tube station."

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    18. "Every second person here is literally an Aussie."

    19. "Why is Tower Bridge not actually called The Spice Girls Bridge?"

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    20. "My shoes are straight-up going to fall apart after walking on so many cobblestones."

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    21. "Do people actually like mushy peas?"

    22. "Who do I have to kill to get a slice of Vegemite toast?"

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    23. "I get the whole royal thing but honestly what's up with these fluffy-hatted guards and why do they need to change so pompously?"

    24. "Jolly good, cheerio, pip pip."

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