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24 Things All Australians Say When They're In London

But really, how hard is it to make a decent coffee?

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1. "Didn't I just pass a Pret A Manger 200 metres ago? Why is there another one here?"

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2. "Which way to Diagon Alley?"

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3. "Every building here is so old, this city must be haunted as fuck."

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4. "Considering that we're pretty much Britain and we have the same monarch can we please have our own immigration line at Heathrow? Because I do not have two hours to spare."

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5. "Wow, the tube is so efficient."

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6. "But also it's like five degrees outside – why is it a fucking oven down here?"

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7. "I am so poor right now, why is our dollar so bad?"

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8. "SIXTEEN POUNDS FOR AN UMBRELLA? Lol bye."

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9. "I'm cold."

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10. "Hehehe Cockfosters."

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11. "Why is Oxford Circus called circus when there is clearly no circus here?"

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12. "And I see no garden in Covent Garden either."

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13. "Also you guys live like an hour away from Paris. Why aren't you going there every weekend?"

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14. "Um, it's 4pm. Why is it dark?"

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15. "Every time someone talks to me I feel like I'm in Downton Abbey, this is fab."

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16. "This coffee is terrible but it cost me $11, so I have to drink it all."

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17. "My calves are so great thanks to the billions of stairs in every tube station."

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18. "Every second person here is literally an Aussie."

19. "Why is Tower Bridge not actually called The Spice Girls Bridge?"

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20. "My shoes are straight-up going to fall apart after walking on so many cobblestones."

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21. "Do people actually like mushy peas?"

22. "Who do I have to kill to get a slice of Vegemite toast?"

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23. "I get the whole royal thing but honestly what's up with these fluffy-hatted guards and why do they need to change so pompously?"

24. "Jolly good, cheerio, pip pip."

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