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If You've Done 40/50 Of These Aussie Things Then You're Stereotypical AF

Have you ever said "oi, yeah, nah, but"?

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  1. Check off all the things you've done.
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    Drunk goon.
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    Drunk goon that's hanging off a clothesline.
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    Drunk VB from a can.
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    Eaten a sausage on election day.
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    And gone to Bunnings just for a sausage sizzle.
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    Fixed a busted plugger with a bread tag.
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    And had your thongs literally stick to the melting pavement.
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    Been to Bali.
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    Sung "here's to Darryl, he's true blue...".
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    Called someone a "cunt" as a term of endearment.
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    Called someone "mate" passive-aggressively.
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    Said "yeah, nah".
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    Said "oi, yeah, nah, but".
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    Mocked the New Zealand accent.
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    Memorised the phone number of the Reading Writing Hotline.
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    And the Lube Mobile number, too.
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    Been dive-bombed by a magpie.
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    Bought choccy milk from a petrol station.
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    Scoffed a servo sausage roll and burned your mouth.
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    And gone out of your way on a road trip to try a meat pie your mate told you was "the fuckin' best".
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    Enjoyed a plate of cabanossi and Bega cubes.
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    Gone to Coles or Woolies barefoot.
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    Helped spread the drop bear mythology.
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    Chucked a sickie because you were hungover.
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    Bought a supermarket rotisserie chook for dinner.
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    Complained about the price of coffee.
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    Pronounced "fuck" like "faaark".
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    Ordered a parma and chips at the pub.
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    Flashed your headlights to warn oncoming cars about coppers.
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    Eaten a Chang's Noodle salad on Christmas.
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    Accidentally eaten an entire bag of Maltesers.
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    Smashed a 2am drunk kebab.
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    Done a hungover Macca's run.
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    Yelled at someone for not indicating.
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    Then made a turn without indicating.
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    Brought a box of Favourites to a barbie.
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    Yelled "BACK DOOR" at a bus driver.
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    Described a situation as "a real Steven Bradbury moment".
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    Chucked a u'ey.
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    Drunk Smirnoff Ice in a park.
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    Eaten fish 'n' chips out of butcher's paper.
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    Bummed a durry off a stranger.
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    Worn a Lowes flanno in the winter.
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    Pronounced it "tar-jay".
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    Trapped a spider in an old ice cream container.
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    Made a beer can wizard staff.
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    Watched at least one episode each of Neighbours and Home and Away.
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    Eaten a Vegemite and cheese sanger.
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    Either been dakked or dakked someone.
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    Said "youse" unironically.
 
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