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women aren't better listeners we've just played more netball so we're practiced at saying "yep!..yep!!... yep... yep!!!...yep!" and finally "here if you need me!!!!!"
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heh routertouille https://t.co/w9iY1710dG
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i like my men like i like my pumpkin spice lattes: i see references to them online but i have never encountered one in real life
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in australia we don't say "have you had dinner?" we say "jeet chet?" and I think that's beautiful
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can someone explain to me why its been in the Australian school curriculum for the past 20 odd years to learn a line dance to nutbush city limits
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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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why does untouched by the veronicas still go so hard to this day just what the fuck was going on through their minds when they made that song, the power and international implications that it holds is astounding
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the violin was invented solely for Untouched by The Veronicas
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Public school culture is watching The Castle in year 11 legal studies
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“Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls” — Australian summer proverb
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Australians, seeing another PM change: Oh lord not again. Australians, having plastics bags taken away: WHAT THE FUCK NOT IN MY BLOODY COUNTRY IM BOYCOTTING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THATS UNAUSTRALIAN
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It’s the remix to ignition No one cares about women You’re allowed to be a monster When you’re a famous musician https://t.co/VxAPLjVIDH
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I bet I’m gonna accidentally get married with a hair tie on my wrist
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“what’s Halloween like in Australia?”
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If the guy next to me pays for drinks with bitcoin, I should be allowed to make purchases with monopoly money. I worked long and hard for that monopoly money. A lot of tears.
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The annoying thing about ‘When Doves Cry’ is that they never give you an actual example of what they sound like.
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email is short for “egg mail”
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Please do not look at me when I am sitting at the front of the top level of a double decker bus. I am pretending to drive the bus and it is a very important job.
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i absolutely would my good bitch
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it's britney
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One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain
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FUCK YEAH FIFTY SHADES OF GDAY
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eternal mood #TheGoodPlace