Listen up America, we need to talk. You guys seem to be under the impression that you've got the greatest food in the entire world.
And while we thank you for your mac 'n' cheese and your delicious s'mores, it's time that you guys face the facts. Australian food is just superior.
First of all, you will never create anything that is as good as a Tim Tam.
Now, let's have a look at the sausage-and-bread category. Compare the pair:
On the left we have an iconic Aussie delicacy. Fresh white sandwich bread, a perfectly grilled sausage, onions, and some tomato sauce. Then on the right, we have a salty AF boiled meat tube, encased in sugary bread and topped with fake-tasting mustard. I think I know which one's better.
Let's move onto chocolate shall we? This one really needs no explanation:
Hershey's tastes like wax. Surely you can see that.
Speaking of chocolate, have you guys ever tried lamingtons?
Australian chips are like a million times better than Cheetos.
Controversial, but true.