Your name starts with an "M."Your name is Miranda.You sing.You like lipstick.You like red lipstick.Red lipstick is the only makeup you wear.You like to exaggerate your lip line.You're a pro at spelling and grammar.You always wear button downs.You have lots of fans.And lots of baes.You think porn is gross.You don't like anyone who is porny.You are/were homeschooled.You post videos to YouTube.You wear red sweatpants.And you tuck your button downs into them.You're a fan of Crocs.You have multiple talents.You're an actor/singer/dancer/model/magician.You've written a book.Your book is called Selp-Helf.You believe that haters should back off.You hate the taste of water.Your favorite word is "WHAT?!"You collect portraits of yourself.You often ask people if they're kidding you.Sometimes you forget how to pee.You think you should be president of the United States.You were born in December.You were born on Dec. 24.You're a kween.You're the kween of Twitter.You live with your mom.Your mom is annoying sometimes.Your mom is always annoying.You have an uncle.You ~get people so goodly.~You're bootiful.When you find crusties in your eye, it's a successful day.You believe that school is against God and the Bible.
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