BREAKING NEWS: Kim Davis' Attorneys Release Mysterious Photo Collection Of Davis At Pivotal Moments In History

Claiming they "totally found this while Mrs. Davis was in jail," Davis' attorneys today released a collection of nine photos of Kim Davis at pivotal points in world history. "She's a time-traveling saint," says Gov. Mike Huckabee.

1. Che

Via slantmagazine.com

Many of Davis' critics are quick to forget that it was Davis off whom the classic photo of Che Guevera was modeled, along with all of Che's ideologies and Martyr-techniques.

2. Lunch Atop a Skyscraper

Via aamukherjee.tumblr.com

Pictured: Davis and her co-workers during the construction of the RCA building in New York. Prior to her appointment as the Rowan county clerk, Davis worked in construction on virtually every famous building around the world.

3. Tiananmen Square

Via tealeafnation.com

Not all the images released by Davis' attorneys are flattering.

4. Kissing Sailor

Via imagesofhistory.wordpress.com

Davis, pictured here returning from her tour of duty in WWII, stands in defiant objection to the 'necking' happening between this unwed nurse and her boyfriend.

5. Abraham Lincoln

Via historicalphotographsoftheworld.blogspot.com

Davis and her first husband: former U.S. President and known giant Abraham Lincoln.

6. Muhammad Ali defeats Sonny Liston

John Rooney / AP / Via cdn.shopify.com

Davis watches as heavyweight champion Muhammad Ali stands over fallen challenger Sonny Liston. An image which Davis would then compare herself to in EVERY single quarrel she got into for the next sixty years.

7. Hindenburg Disaster

Via top10zen.com

"God smote the Hindenberg" said Davis, "And all the hydrogen-enflated egos thereon."

8. Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

Via brighthub.com

Alright, Kim, we know Photoshop is expensive, but come on!

9. Rosa by Bus

Via ed101.bu.edu

Kim's so good at time-travel, she's literally transporting herself into shitty-photoshopped photos that were created by BU undergrads decades after the events which they purport to depict!