If you're like me, you can't walk by one of these without seriously contemplating if dog-knapping is a felony. (It is, fyi)
So you're legally required to do your civic duty, ehh? Oh, and you've never done it before? Or maybe you did, and it was awful. Come with me, young padawan, you have much to learn...
In case you haven't checked out the original 15 Best Board Games You've Never Played, you can find it here. But if 15 wasn't enough for you, check these out!
Let's be honest: you've got a plan. You might even think it's pretty solid. We'll see about that...
Hey, an unemployed English major's gotta be good for something, right? In no particular order, here are my recommendations. Let me know what I missed in the comments.
BREAKING NEWS: Kim Davis' Attorneys Release Mysterious Photo Collection Of Davis At Pivotal Moments In History
Claiming they "totally found this while Mrs. Davis was in jail," Davis' attorneys today released a collection of nine photos of Kim Davis at pivotal points in world history. "She's a time-traveling saint," says Gov. Mike Huckabee.
You car says a lot about you. How well you maintain it, whether it's got scratches or dings on it, what make it is. These are often the first things strangers will see and use to judge you very, very harshly. Let's break down what your car says about you:
Sure, you're out of college, you can vote, you even have insurance (or at least you're insured by your parents). Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a report card to tell you how you're really doing though? Now you can!
Once in a blue moon, a film comes along with such a good soundtrack that it outshines the movie itself. These are the 13 greatest film soundtracks:
With the shocking announcement that Kanye West will be running for president in 2020 at last night's VMAs, insider sources have leaked several important documents from the West campaign's headquarters. I've summarized Kanye's stance on several important issues for you below:
We've all been there. You look at the cocktail menu at a new bar and order something tasty, only to discover once it arrives that it comes with a flower in it. Humiliating. Time to step up your bar game. Here's how:
I know, I'm probably several months late on this. In fact, I'm about 5 years late in thinking podcasts are cool. Whatever, do you want my suggestions or not? You don't, well here they are anyway:
We've all been to those awkward family Thanksgivings where you give the same three minute update on your life to every family member. Now that you're a grown adult, you don't have to wait till the holidays! Welcome to the adults table, chump.
Thanks to the wonderful people at mypokecard.com, you too can make your own Republican Presidential Candidate Pokemon cards!
Did you know 'Kidz Bop' is still a thing? Their 30th album is coming out this October, so I compiled a list of songs that are long overdue for a Bop'ing.
In case you weren't aware, 'Full House' is coming to Netflix and Will Smith has hinted at a possible update of 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air' These shows aren't getting a reboot (Yet!), and here's how I'd suggest we do them right.
Megyn Kelly (all crazy aside) did a pretty excellent job in the first GOP debate, but she did throw quite a few softballs. Seriously Megyn, "When did you become a Republican?" that's not nearly tough on old Donald! Here are my suggestions for how to up the ante in the next debate.
It's been twenty years since you were in second grade. Time flies when you're living your entire active memory. Ever wonder what th0se booger-eating pants-crappers from your past are up to now?