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17 Dogs So Cute You'll Want To Commit Grand Theft Puppy

If you're like me, you can't walk by one of these without seriously contemplating if dog-knapping is a felony. (It is, fyi)

JeffGirten • 3 years ago

14 Tips For Surviving Jury Duty

So you're legally required to do your civic duty, ehh? Oh, and you've never done it before? Or maybe you did, and it was awful. Come with me, young padawan, you have much to learn...

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

15 Excerpts From My Upcoming Hipster-Romance Novel

Look for "A meh-Romance" in stores this winter.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

11 More Board Games You've Probably Never Played, But Should!

In case you haven't checked out the original 15 Best Board Games You've Never Played, you can find it here. But if 15 wasn't enough for you, check these out!

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

How Prepared Are You For The Zombie Apocolypse?

Let's be honest: you've got a plan. You might even think it's pretty solid. We'll see about that...

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

Classic Novels You Ought To Read

Hey, an unemployed English major's gotta be good for something, right? In no particular order, here are my recommendations. Let me know what I missed in the comments.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

The NFL's 13 Worst Haircuts

Sure, Antonio Brown unveiled this monstrosity last night. But did you know there are actually much MUCH worse haircuts in the NFL? Here, let me show you:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Davis' Attorneys Release Mysterious Photo Collection Of Davis At Pivotal Moments In History

Claiming they "totally found this while Mrs. Davis was in jail," Davis' attorneys today released a collection of nine photos of Kim Davis at pivotal points in world history. "She's a time-traveling saint," says Gov. Mike Huckabee.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

What Does Your Choice Of Car Say About You?

You car says a lot about you. How well you maintain it, whether it's got scratches or dings on it, what make it is. These are often the first things strangers will see and use to judge you very, very harshly. Let's break down what your car says about you:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

Get Your Adult Report Card!

Sure, you're out of college, you can vote, you even have insurance (or at least you're insured by your parents). Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a report card to tell you how you're really doing though? Now you can!

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

The 13 Greatest Film Soundtracks

Once in a blue moon, a film comes along with such a good soundtrack that it outshines the movie itself. These are the 13 greatest film soundtracks:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

#Kanye2020 Public Policy Documents Leaked!

With the shocking announcement that Kanye West will be running for president in 2020 at last night's VMAs, insider sources have leaked several important documents from the West campaign's headquarters. I've summarized Kanye's stance on several important issues for you below:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

21 Cocktails You Can Order That Might Make You Look Classy

We've all been there. You look at the cocktail menu at a new bar and order something tasty, only to discover once it arrives that it comes with a flower in it. Humiliating. Time to step up your bar game. Here's how:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

9 Podcasts To Help You Kill Time Til 'Serial' Comes Back

I know, I'm probably several months late on this. In fact, I'm about 5 years late in thinking podcasts are cool. Whatever, do you want my suggestions or not? You don't, well here they are anyway:

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

8 People Who Know How You Should Be Living Your Life And Aren't Afraid To Say It

We've all been to those awkward family Thanksgivings where you give the same three minute update on your life to every family member. Now that you're a grown adult, you don't have to wait till the holidays! Welcome to the adults table, chump.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

The 16 Remaining Republican Candidates In Pokemon Trading-Card Form

Thanks to the wonderful people at mypokecard.com, you too can make your own Republican Presidential Candidate Pokemon cards!

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

12 Songs In Desperate Need Of A 'Kidz Bop' Remix

Did you know 'Kidz Bop' is still a thing? Their 30th album is coming out this October, so I compiled a list of songs that are long overdue for a Bop'ing.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago
JeffGirten • 4 years ago

16 Curveball Questions For The Next GOP Debate

Megyn Kelly (all crazy aside) did a pretty excellent job in the first GOP debate, but she did throw quite a few softballs. Seriously Megyn, "When did you become a Republican?" that's not nearly tough on old Donald! Here are my suggestions for how to up the ante in the next debate.

JeffGirten • 4 years ago

What Your Second Grade Classmates Are Up To Now

It's been twenty years since you were in second grade. Time flies when you're living your entire active memory. Ever wonder what th0se booger-eating pants-crappers from your past are up to now?

JeffGirten • 4 years ago