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12 Songs In Desperate Need Of A 'Kidz Bop' Remix

Did you know 'Kidz Bop' is still a thing? Their 30th album is coming out this October, so I compiled a list of songs that are long overdue for a Bop'ing.

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1. Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha

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Do kids these days have D.A.R.E.? They definitely need it with all their Molly, Elmer's Glue, and Fleek. And Ke$ha is exactly the sort of frightening, warning image to scare them off drugs for good!

2. Yeah! - Usher

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I'm sure there's an instructional song about telling time in here somewhere. Does Kidz Bop even care what the message is anymore? Probably not.

3. Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) - Katy Perry

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Teaching kids about modern morality, cleaning up after yourself, and drinking responsibly!

4. Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake

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Maybe we could make it into a political anthem? "I'm gonna rock your lobby, seat to seat... Gonna have you voting, by the end of this song." Maybe I shouldn't try to write lyrics.

5. Born this Way - Lady Gaga

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Always a master of the morality play, Lady Gaga uses her manifesto to teach kids about positive body image and... aliens.

6. Drunk in Love - Beyoncé

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A reminder that nothing can get in the way of love. Except for alcohol and potentially some other woman Jay Z meets on tour. "I've been drinking, I've been drinking I get filthy when that (100% all natural juice) get into me..."

7. Hot in Herre - Nelly

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Now a reality TV star, Nelly is best known for briefly convincing America's youth it was cool to wear a Bandaid on your face. And we all turned out just fine.

8. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

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Miley shows kids that regardless of who they are, someone will try to exploit them to promote Beats by Dre. It might scar them forever, but at least they'll be filthy rich.

9. Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey

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I think this song is about how it's okay to be sad, but only three months a year. Yeah, let's just go with that. They're kids, it's not like they'll know any better.

10. Heart Attack - Demi Lovato

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An important reminder to exercise daily mixed in with a reminder that you should be constantly nervous around the opposite sex, sounds like the perfect Kidz Bop summer jamz to me!

11. Never Say Never - Justin Bieber

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Justin and the wise Jaden Smith bring you a ballad about picking yourself back up off the ground. Sometimes I forget that the universe already peaked with this song.

12. Thong Song - Sisqo

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Alright, maybe I went too far with this one. Still: It's sort of weird to think that Sisqo is still making music. But hey, he's gotta put food on the table somehow. Also, Kidz Bop is just messed up enough to actually do something like this.

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