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We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us what they actually want for Christmas. Here are the 🎄 things they have on their lists:
1. A Starbucks and Barnes and Noble gift card because books and coffee go hand in hand.

2. A grocery store gift card to help with the day to day stuff.

"I always ask for the things that I want but don't need enough to buy for myself. But I always love getting things that just help with day to day stuff. Like grocery store gift cards."
–Tiff Morris Goletski, Facebook
Get a Whole Foods gift card here.
3. A pair of good slippers and a toothbrush for foot comfort and dental hygiene.
4. An Amy Winehouse figurine just because.

Submitted by Naila Warren, Facebook
Get one from Amazon for $7.
5. A solid stand mixer to whip up a holiday treat.

Submitted by Nancy Vaillancourt, Facebook
Get one from Amazon for $189.
6. A cast-iron pan that will outlast the heat death of the universe.

Submitted by Erika Drewke, Facebook
Get one from Amazon for $33.
7. A "lifetime supply" of Nutella that absolutely no one will judge you for.

Submitted by Erika Purtell, Facebook
Get a two pack from Amazon for $17.
8. A Vitamix because you have the desire to pulverize almonds like it's nobody's business.

"Wait, is this BuzzFeed Food? I still really really want to pulverize almonds like it's nobody's business."
—Becca Hodges, Facebook
Get one from Amazon for $439.
9. A nice pair of cowboy boots to help steer you in the right direction.

"I’ve been mentioning for months that I need a new pair, we’ll soon see if Santa’s listening!"
Get a pair from Justin Boots here.
10. An emotional support dog to love and protect you.

"I want an ESA (emotional support animal) dog to love and protect me and help my mental illness."
Adopt a pet from Petfinder here.
11. A Sephora gift card.

12. A Modern Renaissance Palette to add some variety to your look.

Submitted by bonbon5056
Get it from Sephora for $42.
13. A My Chemical Romance Black Parade jacket that is perpetually out of stock.

"The limited edition Black Parade ten year jacket. It has been perpetually out of stock, however, and sold out again far too quickly when it did come back into stock. So my ‘runner up’ desired gift is a new TV stand or money to pay the bills."—padawanryan
If it's available you can find it here at their merch store.
Similar looking jackets can be found on eBay here as well for $50.
14. A book called Why Drag? and an Omega juicer because why not?
15. A garlic press because deep down, we all just really want a fancy garlic press.

"Deep down I really want a fancy, easy to use, easy to clean, garlic press."—maggiem46319e722
Get one from Amazon for $20.
16. A set of printer cartidges because that shit is expensive.

Submitted by erinb47885f429
Get some from Amazon here.
17. A certain ship to happen. 🚢♥️

"I want my ship to happen ._."—tamoshikutakuki
18. A whole giant 5-pound bag of gummi bears because you're a responsible adult who can handle it.

19. A stethoscope to celebrate finishing nursing school.

"A new stethoscope! Just finished nursing school today!"—kimberleyb3
Congrats btw!
Get one on Amazon for $44.
20. A pair of damn good socks because we now realize their power.

"SOCKS!!! They are the lamest gift as a kid, but now I wear through mine so quickly because I ditch my shoes half way through my day so my socks have to take all the pressure."—nicolescoutg
Get a solid pair from Amazon for $20.
21. A set of chokers because THEY ARE BACK IN STYLE!

"I just want like 20 chokers. I think they are so cute, and I’m so happy they are in style this year!"—rosalie222
Get a set of them from Amazon for $8.
22. A new fragrance from Bath and Body Works or Victoria Secret so you can feel like a princess again.

"I haven’t been to either in so long and I just need to smell the wonderfulness and feel like a princess again!"—jamiealayna
Get a gift card from Bath and Body Works here.
Get a gift card from Victoria Secret here.
23. A promise ring for that special someone. 😉

"I always told my boyfriend that they were cheesy and I didn’t need one but I want a promise ring. I am not usually someone who gets something so fancy and we already know that we love each other and see ourselves getting married someday."—daisyh4e91b9f9e
Check out My Secret Wood's collection of rings here.
24. A jar of coconut oil, because you actually want it.

25. A cheese knife so each slice doesn't stick to the blade.

"Seriously, I just want cheese knives. We love to serve cheeses at parties, or eat it just because, and I have lots of cool platters."—katiep4848b41e7
Get one from Amazon for $9.
26. A bat kigurumi so you can start your own colony.

Submitted by lightningtroubadour
Get one from Amazon for $57.
27. A Fantastic Beasts screenplay that is quite fantastic.

Submitted by hufflegirl
Get it from Amazon for $15.
28. A custom Weasley sweater made with love and magic.

29. A pack of edible eyes and stick-on mustaches because you simply must have them.
30. A smartwatch for that New Year's resolution.

Submitted by jocelynr4f9fbe65d
Get one from Amazon for $270.
31. And this really loud Bluetooth speaker.

Submitted by heathernicoleflores
Get one on Amazon for $248.