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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A cup holder that won't spill, sound activated stickers, and DIY giant popsicles: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This 3-in-1 peeler that lets you can swap blades for different cuts and vegetables.

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Just keep your eyes peeled and don't cut yourself.

Price: $13

2. This cup holder that will let you carry open drinks without spilling.

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So your drinks don't get sloshed, but you can!

Price: $15

3. This chocolate bar notebook that actually smells like chocolate.

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So you can put your secrets behind bars.

Price: $6

4. This handheld French press that makes cleanup a snap.

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So you can have more time to get back to the real pressing issues.

Price: $19

5. This tea light holder that will help keep the silhouette-man warm.

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I silhouette they did there.

Price: $15

6. These bags to make the fanciest popsicles known to mankind.

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Make pop-sick-les into healthier pop-well-icles.

ugh.

Price: $8

7. This music activated sticker that you can use in your car.

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Just don't fall into that stereo-type.

Price: $12

8. This ergonomic guitar pick that makes picking more comfortable.

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For those who are more picky.

Price: $13

9. This emergency pouch you can light on fire for an easy blaze.

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You get 18-packs, seems like a good deal. Might even call it a fire sale!

Price: $26

10. This bright selfie light that mounts on your headphone jack*.

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I think this is self-explanatory.

Price: $20

*not compatible with the iPhone 7

11. This magnetic timer that uses a fruit wedge to count down.

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Timer?! I hardly know her!

Price: $17

12. This minimalistic pill box that slides open and has three compartments.

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All in one place! No more pill-aging around in your bags!

Price: $11

13. This leather pouch bag that has spaces for both pens and credit cards.

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How can I per-suede you to get this?

Price: $49

14. This floating wall shelf that has a wood container that can be used for utensils or a plant.

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I can't do it my shelf, I would rather get this.

Price: $40

15. This spatula and ladle combo that's great for all your soup making and sautéing.

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Let's hope it doesn't go outta stock!

Price: $20

16. This hanger that lets you hang your guitar in a closet.

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No more fretting about space.

Price: $24

17. This index card chopping board set so you can always pull out the right one you need.

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For when the other boards just won't cut it.

Price: $45

The battle may have been won, but the war is not over. You can find last weeks' edition here!

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