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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

An inflatable light, heart-shaped tea glasses, and a sushi bazooka: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!



1. This sushi bazooka that makes rolling sushi ultra easy.

So you can scale up your sushi production.

Price: $22

2. This laundry folder that makes putting away clothing simple.

Loads of fun!

Price: $25

3. These snap bracelet drink markers that reveal your inner struggles.

Just don't make snap judgement.

Price: $10

4. This bookend that is truly the end.

Watch for heavy subjects.

Price: $18

5. These double-walled glass tea cups that are heart shaped.

Makes your tea quite hearty.

Price: $20

6. This bottle opener that also lets you shoot the cap off.,

Caps off to the inventor.

Price: $4

7. This spaghetti fork that twists easily by just pushing down.

It's just a regular fork... with a twist!

Price: $14

8. These solar powered, water-proof fairy lights to spruce up your home.

I'm fairy certain that these will look phenomenal.

Price: $11

9. This roe sushi pushpin holder that's just so damn cute.

Seems fishy.

Price: $14

10. This mini travel steam iron to rid yourself of wrinkles.

In-crease of emergencies.

Price: $23

11. This cooking apron that has a cooking guide printed on it.

In case someone grills you on the details.

Price: $18

12. This insulated bottle that will keep things cold or hot for hours and hours.

Just don't keep your feelings in there.

Price: $35

13. This cube timer that lets you set the countdown by putting the number side up.

So you can block out some time.

Price: $18

14. This umbrella that looks like a head of cabbage.

Lettuce hope that it'll come in handy.

Price: $16

15. This electric kettle with variable temperatures.

Don't kettle for a second-rate kettle.

Price: $28

16. These bird clips for your Instagram picture line.

Not too caw-stly.

Price: $9

17. This solar powered inflatable light that's also waterproof.

Inflates your spirits and brightens up your night.

Price: $20

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