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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Dog hoodies, laser-etched pineapple journals, and yarn Yoshi figurines: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This laser-cut pineapple journal for your sweet thoughts.

2. This canvas bag that's padded to cuddle your laptop.

3. This exercise hydration mix to get you rehydrated after a workout.

4. These wall shelves that you can mount together to make patterns.

5. This weekly paper pad planner so when the week is done, you can peel it off and start fresh.

6. These tiny linen storage bins that will organize your desk or shelves.

7. This lemongrass and tea shampoo and body wash that has a rich lather.

8. This cardboard giraffe head to mount on your wall.

9. This retro stapler so you can ~freehand~ your stapling.

10. This four-piece set of tumblers that will suspend your drinks.

11. This 3-in-1 egg separator for those egg-citing morning breakfasts.

12. This adjustable measuring cup that cleanly plunges out the exact amount.

13. This pet-sized hoodie, because dude, come on.

14. These zipper-shaped bookmarks to keep your place.

15. This calendar box that has a hidden compartment beneath it.

16. These yarn Yoshi figurines because you haven't heard the whole story.

17. This decorative grass for a splash of green at your desk.

You've done it! You've reached the bottom! Care to go again? Check out last week's edition here.

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