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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

Cat-shaped sticky notes, bamboo glasses, and sushi socks: How far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This Pusheen sleeping mask that will have you looking adorable when it's most important.

2. These cat sticky markers that are fucking cute as fuck.

3. This alarm clock with wheels that rolls all over hell if you don't wake up.

4. These heart-shaped straws because...just look at them.

5. This cold brew coffee maker to energize your mornings.

6. These socks that look like sushi when you fold them up.

7. These bamboo frame glasses that just look snazzy.

8. This cup with a manatee at the bottom waiting for you.

9. This moon night-light that you've been waning for all your life.

10. This butterfly pen flipper so you can threateningly take notes.

11. This waterproof notepad so the rain will never stop you from writing ever again.

12. This covert coin knife for cutting tiny pizzas.

13. These slate rock coasters that are something you won't take for granite.

14. These shoe lights for those late-night expeditions.

15. This transparent sun visor so you can still have a full view of the road.

16. These forearm lifting straps that make moving heavy things way easier.

17. These waterproof socks so you never have to experience wet socks again.

Got through this post but still have some fight left in you? Try last weeks' edition.

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