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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Cat hammocks, a mug you can't knock over, and soap rocks: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

2. This combination knife/carving board ($14) for rapid chopping.

3. This thermos mug ($19) that you can't knock over by accident.

4. This giant bean bag ($40 to $49) for collapsing on at the end of the day.

10. This prank gift box ($7) that you put your real gift inside.

11. This collapsible travel mug ($20) that can easily be stowed in your bag.

13. This simple attachment ($13) that turns any bottle into a shower.

14. This customizable clothing marker ($17) to mark your territory.

16. These soap rocks ($11 to $17) that look like semi-precious stones.

17. This stone shooter set ($35) that comes with a wooden caddy.

Are you just thirsting for more puns? Try your luck with last week’s edition!

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