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Cat hammocks, a mug you can't knock over, and soap rocks: how far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. These nightlight outlet cover plates ($25) to light your hallways.

So you can update your current lighting situation.Get it here.
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So you can update your current lighting situation.

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2. This combination knife/carving board ($14) for rapid chopping.

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Truly cutting edge technology.

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3. This thermos mug ($19) that you can't knock over by accident.

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You could call it a tumbler, but it can't do that.

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4. This giant bean bag ($40 to $49) for collapsing on at the end of the day.

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We've all bean there.

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5. This honey dispenser ($13) so you don't have to deal with that wooden stick.

Un-bee-livable.Get it here.
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Un-bee-livable.

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6. This elephant cutlery drainer ($10) that drains all the water out of its trunk.

All other cutlery drainers are irr-elephant.Get it here.
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All other cutlery drainers are irr-elephant.

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7. This Final Fantasy doormat ($40) that only gives guests four options.

Feels good on your Barret feet.Get it here.
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Feels good on your Barret feet.

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8. This under-chair cat hammock ($29) so you can both take a load off.

For their a-mews-ment.Get it here.
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For their a-mews-ment.

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9. This mesh storage organizer ($11) for your long road trips.

So your bottles don't mesh up your car.Get it here.
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So your bottles don't mesh up your car.

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10. This prank gift box ($7) that you put your real gift inside.

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No more putting gifts in card-bored, amirite?

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11. This collapsible travel mug ($20) that can easily be stowed in your bag.

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Ben Folds' favorite cup.

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12. This transparent desk organizer ($30) that looks like melting glass.

The company just wants to make things clear.Get it here.
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The company just wants to make things clear.

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13. This simple attachment ($13) that turns any bottle into a shower.

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Shower? I hardly know her?!

I never get tired of that classic.

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14. This customizable clothing marker ($17) to mark your territory.

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Pretty jean-ius.

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15. This chalkboard wall caddy ($40) that's made from engineered wood.

You'll be pine-ing for it!Get it here.
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You'll be pine-ing for it!

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16. These soap rocks ($11 to $17) that look like semi-precious stones.

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Ivory tried other soaps, so I got boulder with my choices.

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17. This stone shooter set ($35) that comes with a wooden caddy.

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Once you buy these you can't return them. They are set in stone.

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