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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Carbonated clay masks, pixel art lights, and hair chalk: how far can *you* get without buying something?

Posted on July 30, 2016, 13:01 GMT

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50”!

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my really awful, groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This thin comb ($14 to $16) that can fit in any wallet or purse for on-the-go grooming.

2. This rich clay mask ($10 to $25) that is carbonated and will bubble up after you put it on.

3. This vanilla bean powder ($32) that will add a splash of flavor to anything and everything.

4. This magnetic key/mail organizer ($14) that will help you cut down on clutter.

5. This microdermabrasion kit ($24) so you can exfoliate like you've never exfoliated before.

6. These minimalist earplugs ($20) that'll let you still hear the music without damaging your eardrums.

7. This white noise machine ($50) that helps you and your baby sleep better at night.

8. This bedside carafe ($13) to pour a glass out on those thirsty nights.

9. This coffee scoop ($7) that is also a clip to seal your coffee bags.

10. This bright hair chalk ($8) to add a splash of color to your hair.

11. This collapsible tea kettle ($23) you can fold into your shallow drawers.

12. This cat scratcher ($50) that will actually look pretty nice in your living room.

13. This pixel art light ($50) that can send you notifications from your phone.

14. This skyline wall hook ($25) to hang up your hip urban coats.

15. This beanie hat ($5) so you can make "friends" with strangers.

Are you just thirsting for more puns? Try your luck with last week’s edition!

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