Skip To Content
  • Viral badge
  • Buy Me That badge

Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?

A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?

Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!

DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This hoodie travel pillow that will make your nap look casual.

2. This clip-on wine hook so your glass never has to touch the peasant ground.

3. This adhesive credit card wallet so you only have to carry one thing.

4. These cabinet locks that will only open with magnetic key.

5. This weighted eye pillow that snaps onto your pillow.

6. This pizza pillow that's full of microbeads.

7. This ice cream scoop that lets you stack your flavors.

8. This full-face cat shirt to wear at Very Important Weddings.

9. These LED hair barrettes to fancy up that rave outfit.

10. This photo tree wall decal so you can show how much your family has grown.

11. This tiny drone that is the smallest in the world.

12. This desk storage caddy that has a tiny compartment at the bottom.

13. This mini whiteboard note book that you can easily erase.

14. This butter holder that slices perfect squares for your toast.

15. This compact can-opener that can be used by left and right-handed people.

16. This nutcracker that uses a spring to destroy your nuts.

17. These double-walled stainless steel mugs that come with a stand holder.

You have reached the bottom, but not the end! You can find last week’s edition here.

Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter!



If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up!