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Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50

Scrabble lights, a weightlifting toothpick dispenser, and sneaky bottle caps: How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.

Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groan-worthy jokes!

Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS! DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀

1. This weightlifting toothpick dispenser ($6) that probably won't win any medals at the Olympics. / Via

It may lift your spirits though.

Get it here.

2. This anti-gravity phone case ($35) that can stick to nearly any flat surface.

Glass detectives hate getting stuck on a case.

Get it here.

3. This thin tablet ($20) you can write on and then erase with a touch of a button.

The screen is textured to make it feel like paper, so you'll feel write at home.

Get it here.

4. These sneaky bottle caps ($4) that make your water bottle look like it's factory-sealed.

There are a few situations I think you could cap-italize on.

Get it here.

5. This Totoro wall hanger ($24) that's both cute and functional.

Maybe you should put this next door, so he can be your neighbor. Not a pun, but come on!

Get it here.

6. This peel-and-stick chalkboard sticker ($6) that you can write on.

For when your life is chalk-full of thoughts.

Get it here.

7. This cube extension cord ($30) that comes with a remote to power it off and on.

It'll be sure to keep plugging away years into the future.

Get it here.

8. This hedgehog toothbrush holder ($4) that's fucking adorable.

You can see it's just bristling with excitement.

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9. This customizable marquee light box ($40) that keeps others posted.

I'll put in a good word for you.

Get it here.

10. This silicone lamp ($7) that turns your phone's flash into a night-light.

Really lightens up the mood.

Get it here.

11. This card game ($25) that will slowly reveal your terrible secrets to friends.

Or maybe you won't reveal anything and just shuffle off.

Get it here.

12. This DIY music box kit ($18) to keep your life in tune.

Maybe you'll make this a key signature of your various hobbies?

Get it here.

13. This slim pen ($4) that is thin enough to comfortably stay inside your notebook.

So you'll always be able to de-scribe that one crazy dream.

Get it here.

14. This double-walled tea pot ($29) that has a removable strainer for a spout.

It has a snug cork top for extra securi-tea.

Get it here.

15. These ear hooks ($5) that hide behind your ears and keep your glasses from slipping.

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Glasses: "I'm not saying I'm looking for a hook up, but..."

Get it here.

16. This desk lamp/planter combo ($27) that's powered by USB.

That's what I call a power plant.

Get it here.

17. These Scrabble lights ($21) to get your words all strung up.

Just don't let it spell disaster.

Get it here.

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