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The 12 Stages Of Checking My Bank Account

How bad could it be?

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1. Blind optimism

Everything's going to be fine.
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Everything's going to be fine.

2. Brief, justifiable worry

Although I did buy an awful lot of bagel sandwiches this week...
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Although I did buy an awful lot of bagel sandwiches this week...

3. Hesitation

If I don't click Enter, I don't have to know.
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If I don't click Enter, I don't have to know.

4. The Plunge

Godspeed.
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Godspeed.

5. The First Wave of Horror

Oh. God.
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Oh. God.

6. The Second Wave of Horror

OH. GOD.
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OH. GOD.

7. Baseless denial

Wait a minute...I don't remember buying tube socks on Saturday. Maybe this is wrong!
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Wait a minute...I don't remember buying tube socks on Saturday. Maybe this is wrong!

8. Unintelligable anger toward bank and then toward computer

EVERYONE ELSE MESSED UP EXCEPT ME.
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EVERYONE ELSE MESSED UP EXCEPT ME.

9. Manic checking of wallet to see how much cash I have left

Sure, sure, I can last for eight days on three dollars.
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Sure, sure, I can last for eight days on three dollars.

10. The Third Wave of Horror

AAAAA NO I CAN'T!!!
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AAAAA NO I CAN'T!!!

11. Acceptance of my financial situation for the 4th time that week

I messed up. I can't keep living outside of my means. I have to buckle down and budget.
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I messed up. I can't keep living outside of my means. I have to buckle down and budget.

12. Immediate disregard of the truth in favor of living a life of reckless hedonism

LOL JK
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LOL JK

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