1.
Cracks in the Wall Can't be Mended
2.
Stone Angels are probably not your friends
3.
Make sure that your 'proper identification' isn't a century-old library card
4.
Fish Fingers and Custard taste delicious
6.
Be afraid of window shop dummies
8.
People who repeat after you can do a lot more than just annoy you
9.
Reality TV will turn you into slenderman
10.
The two most powerful words in the universe are 'Bad Wolf'
11.
Just because something looks human it doesn't mean that it is.
12.
The royal family of Britain are werewolves
14.
Traffic Jams Could Be a Whole Lot Worse
15.
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.
16.
John Barrowman doesn't die.
17.
Exterminate! Exterminate!
19.
Sometimes, everybody lives
20.
A series of four drumbeats is bad news
21.
Cookies make handy self destruct buttons
22.
Always have pockets. Always.
23.
Never go anywhere without your sonic screwdriver, even though....
24.
The scariest things in the world are the ones you can't remember
25.
Always take a banana to a party