1. Growing up with these guys:
2. Having blankets where there should be curtains.
3. Giving directions like:
4. Having one of these as your relationship status:
5. And what it's truly like to "snag" at the powwow.
6. ... Or finding someone to "shack up" with at bingo.
7. Being this guy's neighbour:
8. Being able to rock the mocs during any season.
9. Knowing what the hell these keys are, and what they open up:
10. Some, er, unique feelings you had toward, uh, some of our country's recent leadership.
11. Knowing that everyone — at one point or another — has owned a pair of "one-of-a-kind" Chanel earrings...
12. Before Netflix & Chill, there was:
13. You've heard the collective sounds of all 5 types of Indigenous women's laughter.
14. And while most people probably think NDN tacos are "just food," you know they are, really, a celebration of life.
