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What Should You Name Your Pet?

A good, solid breakfast, also a well-suited name for a good, solid pet. When you master the basics, you can’t go wrong.

Steak and Eggs 

Simple, unisex, and effective. You can't go wrong with a one-syllable name.

Pat 

Great for any animal with four legs. It’s a name fit for any beast of high birth, with a touch of class and pedigree. This name is definitely only for animals with the most discriminating tastes.

Cooper Worthington IV 

When naming a pet, why not give it the greatest name of all. This name for works for any species or sex. Just make sure to never forget the accent over the é, lest the Beygency finds out.

Beyoncé 

What better name than the greatest number in the universe. It is infinite, just like your pet’s penchant for awesomeness.

Some beasts are so great that they defy definition and category. When words can’t articulate greatness only a regal symbol will do.

The pet formally known as...

Strength and fortitude are great qualities to have in a metal. Those two qualities are also great for a pet. For a formidable animal that will stand the test of time, no other name will suffice.

BO$$

Some animals were meant for great things, such a being an evil leader. A path of darkness is a noble path indeed. May your pet rule over their evil empire with a steel will and iron fist.

Eternal Lord of Darkness

Titanium

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What Should You Name Your Pet?

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