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24 Alcoholic Drinks Every American Has Regretted

Dear body, I'm sorry I did this to you.

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1. Franzia

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Why you regret it: Because you might have thought slapping the bag was a good idea at the time, but those pictures will haunt you on Facebook forever.

2. MD 20/20

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of the time you only had $7 to buy liquor.

3. Goldschläger

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Why you regret it: Because it tastes even worse on the way back up.

4. Jungle Juice

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Why you regret it: Because how could you not regret drinking 14 types of alcohol mixed together?

5. UV Vodka — All Flavors

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of the deep shame you had every time you had to ask an upperclassman to buy you alcohol.

6. Jello Shots

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Why you regret it: Because you literally had to finger your drink before you could enjoy it.

7. Four Loko

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Why you regret: Because you can't remember why you regret it — which is perhaps more terrifying.

8. Scorpion Bowl

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of spring break or that one place that never carded.

9. Hpnotiq

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Why you regret it: Because nothing that blue can be good for you.

10. Long Island Iced Tea

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of trying to catch up to your drunk friends and ending up passed out on a bar stool.

11. Fireball

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Why you regret it: Because it ruined Big Red gum for you forever.

12. Natural Ice

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Why you regret it: Because you were essentially drinking high-calorie water.

13. Admiral Nelson's

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of the days when you couldn't even afford Captain Morgan.

14. Jägerbomb

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Why you regret it: Because Jägerbombs at night mean toilet Jägerbombs the next morning.

15. BuzzBallz

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Why you regret it: Because anything with the word "ballz" in it probably isn't a good idea.

16. Burnett's

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of throwing your class out the window and sneaking a plastic water bottle into the bar.

17. Smirnoff Ice

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of when all your friends were way too into "icing."

18. Carlo Rossi Jug Wine

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Why you regret it: Because no hangover in seven hells is worse than a Carlo Rossi hangover.

19. 40s

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Why you regret it: Because Edward 40-hands felt like a good idea until you had to pee.

20. André Champagne

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Why you regret it: Because drinking André on New Year's meant ringing in the next year with a killer hangover.

21. Taaka

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Why you regret it: Because it tastes exactly how rubbing alcohol smells.

22. Sauza

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Why you regret it: Because it reminds you of that Cinco De Mayo party you'll never remember.

23. Seagram's

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Why you regret it: Because in retrospect, spending four extra dollars on decent gin would have been a better choice.

24. Everclear

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Why you regret it: Because if you drink too much of it YOU CAN LITERALLY GO BLIND.

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