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    14 Things Women Do In Adverts That Honestly Make No Fucking Sense

    Washing our hair isn't as sexy as television makes it seem.

    1. Wear white shorts while on their period and look really chill about it.

    2. Appear to reach orgasm through touching their freshly washed hair.

    3. Brush their teeth with no toothpaste on the brush whatsoever.

    4. Eat yoghurt with the spoon upside down.

    5. Wax a completely hairless leg.

    6. Playfully cup and caress their faces after putting on some serum.

    Because in an ideal world, women would always be gently brushing their hands over one side of their faces while making direct eye contact with people.

    7. Keep chocolate in a luxurious box among trinkets, instead of in the cupboard.

    8. And close their eyes while eating ice cream to make it a more ~sensual~ experience .

    9. Announce pregnancy to your friends by whipping out the actual test over a chat at the dining table.

    10. Apply deodorant in one single, gentle swipe.

    11. And apply lotion by gently caressing their legs from ankle to thigh.

    12. Laugh while in the shower as if the water is telling them a funny joke.

    13. Shut their eyes and smile blissfully when putting on clothes washed with fabric softener.

    14. And wash their face by flinging water into the air with reckless abandon.