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22 Things You'll Know If You're A Massive Prude

Tfw you still fast-forward through sex scenes.

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1. A hen party is your idea of actual hell because PENIS THINGS EVERYWHERE.

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3. Your worst nightmare is receiving a sex-related present.

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Brb just going to stare at my shoes until the embarrassment passes.


6. So you never bought into the Fifty Shades of Grey hype, because an erotic book is really just one long sex scene.

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10. But when people talk about their wild stories, sometimes you can only think of the practicalities.


"You did it in your friend's bathroom? Did you wipe everything down with antibacterial wipes afterwards?"

11. You can't get your head around the concept of underwear that's sexy but serves no practical purpose.

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