This week was bread week on Bake Off, and for his showstopper, contestant Tom decided to make a serpent and Thor's hammer.
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Looks nice enough, nothing amiss here.
But as he was making the hammer, Mel pointed out it looked a bit like...something else.
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IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN.
But Tom wasn't going along with this.
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T for "this looks like a penis".
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Tbh, Mel definitely wasn't the only one to notice.
BREAD DICK. THERE'S A BREAD DICK. #GBBO
He's made dick bread I'm crying #GBBO
We've jumped the innuendo ship people, we've jumped the innuendo ship, someone is making penis bread #GBBO
But with his hammer/T-shaped/dick bread, he went on to win Star Baker!
When a guy makes bread in the shape of a penis on #GBBO he gets star baker but when I did it in Food Tech at school I got detention.
Hopefully this is just the start of genital-shaped cakes on GBBO.
Glad that the penis bread won star baker. Vagina cupcakes next week please #GBBO
And as a bonus, enjoy the dick-bread in it's fully baked glory.
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Magnificent 🍆.
