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11 Disturbing Sex Toys That Are Actually Terrifying

This is what nightmares are made of.

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1. Mr. Jack Mouth with Mustache

nawtythings.com

This is the goddamn creepiest-looking mouth I have ever seen in my life. This is not what mouths look like. What are those THINGS in his throat?? Stop that. I'm pretty sure I once saw this in a horror movie because that is the only place where this disembodied monstrosity would be even remotely OK.

3. Baby Jesus Butt Plug

divine-interventions.com

... This is just wrong on so many levels. Why does this exist. Just why. There is something incredibly unsettling about a sex toy with a smiling baby's face on it, but you do you (literally). (Jackhammer Jesus gets an honorable mention!)

8. Realistic Tongue Vibrator

amazon.com

Just imagine losing this in your house and, one night, being woken up by a strange sound of...something vibrating? What is that? you wonder, searching for the source of the noise. A FUCKING WIGGLING DISEMBODIED TONGUE IS WHAT. GODDAMN.

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