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11 Disturbing Sex Toys That Are Actually Terrifying

This is what nightmares are made of.

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1. Mr. Jack Mouth with Mustache

This is the goddamn creepiest-looking mouth I have ever seen in my life. This is not what mouths look like. What are those THINGS in his throat?? Stop that. I'm pretty sure I once saw this in a horror movie because that is the only place where this disembodied monstrosity would be even remotely OK.

8. Realistic Tongue Vibrator

Just imagine losing this in your house and, one night, being woken up by a strange sound of...something vibrating? What is that? you wonder, searching for the source of the noise. A FUCKING WIGGLING DISEMBODIED TONGUE IS WHAT. GODDAMN.