This is the goddamn creepiest-looking mouth I have ever seen in my life. This is not what mouths look like. What are those THINGS in his throat?? Stop that. I’m pretty sure I once saw this in a horror movie because that is the only place where this disembodied monstrosity would be even remotely OK.
… This is just wrong on so many levels. Why does this exist. Just why. There is something incredibly unsettling about a sex toy with a smiling baby’s face on it, but you do you (literally). (Jackhammer Jesus gets an honorable mention!)
A foot fetish is one thing, but, ladies and gentlemen, THERE IS A VAGINA IN THE HEEL OF A SHOE. Let me repeat, THIS IS A VAGINA HEEL.
Oh god why. WHY. Yes, it does exactly what you think it does. “Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles.” Nope nope nope nope nope.