Buzz·Posted on Feb 11, 201619 Tweets About Valentine's Day That Will Actually Make You Laugh"Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January."by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ruthe Phoenix @RuthePhoenix Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out. 12:23 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage" 08:26 PM - 17 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. lawblob @lawblob I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now. 12:26 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Hippo @InternetHippo Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day 08:39 PM - 02 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Common White Girl @girlposts me on valentine's day 09:29 PM - 11 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. pakalu papito @pakalupapito i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism 11:23 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. kelly oxford @kellyoxford Valentine's Day is bullshit. (If I don't get something I will probably cry) 08:07 PM - 13 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January 04:41 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets HOW TO MAKE A VALENTINE: 1. Get paper 2. Color paper red 3. It looks like bleeding paper 4. This used to be a living tree 5. We are monsters 02:57 AM - 11 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. anti joke apple @antijokeapple the white boy valentines card 04:22 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Impress your lady this Valentine's Day by giving her a delicious gourmet box of listening 10:03 PM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn I told my wife her Valentine's Day gift this year is the privilege of being married to me. She's so happy she still hasn't stopped crying. 08:21 PM - 14 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mike Primavera @primawesome You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread. 04:51 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day. 12:16 PM - 04 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans This Valentines give her what she really wants: a throne forged from the bones of her enemies & a relentless reign of terror over the masses 05:56 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sage Boggs @sageboggs Today's Friday the 13th, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Can't wait to not get lucky two days in a row 02:25 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott White chocolate: The Valentine's Day gift that says, "I don't really love you." 05:21 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ♡Handsome Tweet Guy♡ @SortaBad Blow her mind this Valentine's Day by PUTTING YOUR OWN DAMN DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER BRANDON THEY DON'T NEED TO "SOAK" 04:08 PM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Brian Gaar @briangaar Happy Valentines Day aka spend $200 to avoid a fight 11:43 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite For the best of BuzzFeed, check us out on Snapchat Discover by clicking here or snapping this Snapcode below: