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19 Tweets About Valentine's Day That Will Actually Make You Laugh

"Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January."

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Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.

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Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"

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I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now.

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Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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Valentine's Day is bullshit. (If I don't get something I will probably cry)

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Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January

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HOW TO MAKE A VALENTINE: 1. Get paper 2. Color paper red 3. It looks like bleeding paper 4. This used to be a living tree 5. We are monsters

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Impress your lady this Valentine's Day by giving her a delicious gourmet box of listening

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I told my wife her Valentine's Day gift this year is the privilege of being married to me. She's so happy she still hasn't stopped crying.

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You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.

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If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day.

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This Valentines give her what she really wants: a throne forged from the bones of her enemies & a relentless reign of terror over the masses

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Today's Friday the 13th, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Can't wait to not get lucky two days in a row

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White chocolate: The Valentine's Day gift that says, "I don't really love you."

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Blow her mind this Valentine's Day by PUTTING YOUR OWN DAMN DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER BRANDON THEY DON'T NEED TO "SOAK"

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Happy Valentines Day aka spend $200 to avoid a fight

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