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    7 David Rose Moments That Are Way Too Real For Anyone About To Graduate And Enter The Real World

    "I'm going to need a stiff drink to get through this. Stiff."

    1. When people ask if you know what you're going to do with your degree after graduation.

    "I would hardly call myself an expert on the subject"

    That is a very good question... that you and I both don't know the answer to.

    2. Having to constantly defend yourself on why you're leaving college still single.

    I don't know, I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now

    "My only rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore" - Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

    3. When it's finally time to start applying for jobs and going on interviews.

    Johnny: tell me david, why do you want this job? David: I don't want this job.

    Real question, can you still take personal days when you have a job?

    4. Knowing the real world consists of working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.


    Going from taking a few classes a day to working a full-time job... no thank you.

    5. Realizing that soon you're going to have to really start budgeting because those student loans need to be paid.

    "See, I don'y have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing: taste"

    "Help me, I'm poor". - Annie Walker

    6. Thinking about how you wouldn't have survived these last four years without your best friends.

    "Um... You've made my life here survivable"

    They aren't lying when they tell you that your college friends become your family.

    7. And finally, when it starts to sink in you won't be in college for much longer.

    I'm gonna need a stiff drink to get through this. Stiff.

    "Well, this is going to hurt like a mother". - Michael Scott