1. She only uses "good" ingredients.
2. Her signature phrase is trademarked.
3. She keeps an army of gay men on call at all times.
4. This is her kitchen, the one in the barn, that is:
5. She has the best parody account on Twitter.
6. Her fashionable, collar poppin', denim shirts are couture. Seriously.
7. She knows cooking is a sensual experience.
8. She's Queen of the Food Network, as if you didn't already know that.
9. She's got Jeffrey.
10. She's filthy rich.
In conclusion, Ina Garten wins life.
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