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1. A *very official* treat inspector sweater for that pet in your life who is perhaps a little too attached to finding where their next snack is coming from.
2. A comfortable batwing dog harness that gives your dog a little something extra this Halloween, plus, it's reflective so you'll see them bright and clear even during the witching hour. Nanananananananana BATDOG!
3. A skeleton unicorn costume that is sure to surprise your neighbors, and you don't have to worry about your pet committing a fashion faux paws by showing up in an overdone look. If you're seeking that pet costume that no-one else has, look no further.
4. A Baby Yoda costume that I would 100% force my dog into if I thought he would wear it for even one second before ripping it off (and I still might try it just for the pics). The only thing better than Baby Yoda is a dog dressed up as Baby Yoda. This costume gets no notes, it's just perfect.
5. A tropical pineapple costume perfect for that pet photoshoot you've been dying to get, and will have you feeling like you've escaped the chilly fall weather for a beachy island breeze. Complete with a mini pineapple hat, you're never going to want to see your pet wearing anything else.
6. A mini biker costume to turn your reptile into a bad boy. Your bearded dragon may not be able to ride a motorcycle, but it can look as cool as someone who can.
7. A lion's mane headpiece — is that Simba or just your Chihuahua? Honestly with this, we can't tell the difference.
8. A pocket-sized Spiderman jumpsuit that will transform your small pet into Peter Parker. He may not be able to shoot any webs, but he will certainly look adorable enough to get your spidey senses tingling.
9. Or, a Stormtrooper costume so you can dress them up to fight against the Rebel Alliance and get to work defending the New Order. Bonus: it comes with the tiniest helmet in the history of the world.
10. A scorpion costume that will simply crack you up when you see them bounding around in this stingingly good get-up. Ignore my bad attempt at puns and just look at those googly-eyes.
11. A creepy clown costume for your reptile to remind you how much you don't understand why clowns are considered a "fun" party idea and not a terrifying nightmare. No? Just me? Either way, you do have to admit the mini pompoms and fake curly red hair are pretty adorable.
12. A sparkly peacock costume so you can let your dog or cat spread their metaphorical feathers and show off their impeccable sense of style.
13. A bright red lobster costume that you certainly won't be crabby, or...lobster-y, to see your fur baby in. Featuring giant lobster claws, trailing antennae, and mini little lobster legs, you will truly mistake your pet for a creature of the sea.
14. A cute banana costume you hopefully won't slip on the peel of. This look is perfect if you're planning on dressing up your dogs and cats with a food theme or even a Super Mario theme.
15. A hot dog costume, that, in the wise words of my mom, is the best dog costume in the world. And as per usual, moms are always right. This is a total classic that is somehow never overdone. Anyone who sees your pet transformed into a hot dog will shout with glee and run over to see them.
16. A Venus Flytrap headpiece that is honestly equal parts funny and cute. Since this costume just slips on your pet's head, you don't have to worry about restricting their movement when on a walk, but we can't be held responsible if they won't come near you after you force them to wear this.
17. A shark costume perfect for Jaws the remake, starring your pooch in a costume that's remarkable less terrifying than the movie, thank god. This metallic one-piece is easy to adjust and looks great on pets of all sizes. Da dun, da dun, da dun da dun da dun...
18. A mini cowboy costume that will certainly win your small pet a first place ribbon in any costume contest, or third place, at least. Yee-Haw, partner.
19. A dinosaur headpiece because you're secretly a giant Jurassic Park fan who never got over their dinosaur phase. Hey, no judgment here. Pick up a T-Rex onesie and you two can match.
20. Or, a classic pumpkin costume because you simply can't go wrong with something simple and straightforward. Nothing says Halloween like your pet wearing a jack-o'-lantern outfit with sparkly green leaves.
21. A spooky spider costume that will transform your adorable pooch into one of those creepy crawlers that keep you up all night.
22. A Count Dracula cape and vest to have your pet saying "I vant to suck your blood...I mean, cough cough, eat up all the treats you have to offer."
23. A Frankenstein's Monster costume so you can dress up as Frankenstein himself and scream "It's ALIVE!!" in public and nobody will think you're weird. Well...maybe just a little.
24. A fire-breathing dragon costume complete with a scaly tale, shiny wings, and tiny little dragon teeth. I feel like this is what Donkey and Dragon's kids would look like in Shrek if that love story made even less sense than it already does.
25. And finally, a similar dragon costume for your reptile if you're interested in having your pets match, or if you, like me, think it's the height of comedy to dress a real reptile like a fantasy one.
Me on my way to buy all of these costumes even though I only have one pet.
Psst! Did you hear that Tasty has its very own Halloween TV special? Snoop & Martha's Very Tasty Halloween premieres Thursday, October 21 only on Peacock. Check it out!
