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19 Jokes That Will Make You Say "Oh God I Love Sleep So Much"

Just five more minutes.

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1. Being sleepy is just a part of who you are.

Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."

2. Even if you do appear to be a fully-functioning human during the day.

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3. It can be pretty damn noticeable when you don't get enough sleep.

4. Sleep always tops your list of priorities.

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5. And it's always on your mind.

6. You're always in need of just five more minutes.

Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes

7. And if anyone wakes you, there's hell to pay.

8. The snooze-cycle is all too real.

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9. Because getting up early just isn't a real option.

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10. If you could, you'd happily stay in bed all day.

*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* "Nice."

11. Pretty much nothing has the ability to motivate you out of bed on time.

12. And your dependance on sleep is only getting worse.

I used to be able to pull all nighters but now I can barely even pull all dayers haha I love sleeping

13. You don't see this changing anytime soon.

14. The way you see it, there's only one time of day.

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15. Literally anytime is bedtime.

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere," she said, going to bed.

16. Because sleep is just goddamn magical.

17. Nothing lives up to its greatness.

I love sleeping, it's like death without the commitment.

18. And nothing can beat a weekend of pure, uninterrupted sleep.

everyones out doing stuff Im just at home like

19. Sleep: The solution to life's problems.

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