Buzz·Posted on 16 Mar 201824 Tweets You'll Laugh At, Even If You Don't Want To"FOODHACK: put a bread in the toaster for a crunchy surprise."by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Alex, but online @Alex_but_online Why... why did it need fingers 06:53 PM - 11 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Papa Cone @PapaCone_ ᵒᶰʷᵃʳᵈ ᵐʸ ˢᵗᵗᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵃᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰ ᵉ ᵗʳᵃˢʰ 05:13 PM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Deirdre @figgled Hot days are hard for goths. leave a large bowl of water out for your local goth teen / adult 10:12 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tyron @TyronWilson why did i see this picture and think the count was on drag race 12:24 AM - 10 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. yr pal 🐷 🌹✊ @craigdougscott well then what the fuck am I supposed to call it when I run out of moths 07:01 AM - 04 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. egg dog ★★☆☆☆ @egg_dog coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli 08:45 AM - 07 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. catcontent™ @catcontent ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃᶰ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ b o n e l e s s cat 12:49 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Spices? @maplesuckup 08:30 PM - 09 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mave @MavenofHonor Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff 01:50 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. nelly furtado @jfurta_ this dog looks exactly how renaissance painters thought dogs looked like and im in love 07:33 PM - 06 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rosie Percy @rosiepercy P...Paddington!? 06:38 PM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Dusk Mane Jared @jaredtheunseen Jesus out here looking like a SNACK 02:57 AM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. emamma mia @emmyEVILdew 09:31 PM - 08 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. DVS @DVSblast FOODHACK: put a bread in the toaster for a crunchy surprise 11:09 PM - 06 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bee @BeckyEbben I love this dude because he's just like "IT'S A LIVING!" 01:43 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. prayer warrior @sluttysunflower I am a girl I dont smoke, drink, or party I dont sleep around I eat 5,000 ticks per season I am immune to rabies I am north america's only marsupial YES, WE EXIST. https://t.co/93fW2T4wpv 08:50 PM - 09 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jon @ArfMeasures Date: What do you do? Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food 02:12 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom bröther may i have one scööp 04:38 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti I have two requests if I die unexpectedly: 1. Sprinkle my remains on each member of *NSYNC, even Chris 2. Do not cremate me 12:22 AM - 13 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. single flat-earther 🌹 @sad_at_brunch the internet has allowed more minds to connect than was ever thought possible prior, and this is what we’ve come up with https://t.co/3jlEIKBSeC 07:20 PM - 27 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Samantha Wallschlaeger @StillNotSam If any of you are forced to attend this movie please do this 11:52 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. rose 🦇 @lleuadau I know what I have 09:13 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. looool why am i like this @custardgannet I don’t pretend to fully understand it, but chess is a beautiful game to watch. 10:32 AM - 14 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Jon @ArfMeasures ME: ugh turn this off, I hate depressing movies GOD: This is your life flashing before your eyes ME: Put Ratatouille on 01:42 PM - 26 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite