Buzz·Posted on 25 Jul 201624 Hilarious Tweets That Will Have You Laughing All The Way To Hell"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mike Primavera @primawesome Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words. 06:55 PM - 04 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. David Hughes @david8hughes [Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] "Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?" 04:03 PM - 20 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong. 02:37 AM - 17 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Elle Chapo @ElleOhHell I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler." 02:50 PM - 01 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts Jesus:"table for 26 please" Waiter: "but there are 13 of you" J: "yes but we're all going to sit on the same side" 12:25 PM - 30 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. milty @themiltron [god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time 10:11 PM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. chuuch @ch000ch god: u gotta build a boat noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how 05:22 AM - 31 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope *knock on door* “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* *Jesus steps out from behind door with gun* Good answer 03:25 AM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. noog @noog My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted. 03:53 AM - 31 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. griffin @GRlFFERS I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need 02:27 AM - 29 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka Nietzsche: God is dead God: Nietzsche is dead [they both turn to camera] THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT OUR MATTRESS PRICES 10:26 PM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sage Boggs @sageboggs Hey girl, did it hurt? Did it hurt when you had to use your fingernails to rip through the dense layers of sediment on your way up from Hell 05:10 PM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 16. k e e t @KeetPotato [in heaven after crucifixion] jesus: "they were horrible dad, im pleased im not going back there" god: [rubbing his neck] "see the thing is" 03:51 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Nathan Buckley @duplicitron Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone’s eyes were closed. 04:22 AM - 21 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job. 03:42 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Thug Jesus™ @JesusIsAThug When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft. 11:59 PM - 30 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. David Hughes @david8hughes Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas 12:39 AM - 05 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL 03:49 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. milty @themiltron [God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they— GOD: Make it undrinkable. 02:09 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. jomny sun @jonnysun i did it God! i finaly got 2 of evry animal NOAH.THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE *noah looks at boat full of dead animals* do u kno how long this took 11:11 PM - 03 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite