19 Tweets That Will Make British People Say, "Shit, I Remember That"

    "When bulldog was banned at your school so you just changed the name."

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    Who remembers back in the day at primary school when you & your pals pretended to sharpen pencils just to chat at the bin 😂😂😂

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    When your mum gets chatting with one of her mates in Tesco

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    Member the days when ur dads mysterious pal could get u a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasnt due to come out for abt 3 years

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    primary school wa the best, a free gig every mornin just beltin out pure jesus anthems, fuckin quality

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    Why do parents make out they're doing you some massive favour by letting you live in the house ? You fuckin made me wtf

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    Everyone's Gran has this ceiling

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    Remember in primary school when you'd start doin the hair of the girl sat in front of u &the teacher would b like "this is not a hair salon"

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    mum offered me a bottle of vodka they've had for ages nd had to say no cus i know it's 70% water from me stealing it when i was 16

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    #GrowingUpBritish when bulldog was banned at your school so you just changed the name

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    Feel like pure shite i just want her back x

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    the cheek of those PE teachers that used to scream at you about how it isn't cold while they were stood in 7 layers and a scarf

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    Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day.

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    If yer parents put yer presents under the tree and not on the couch are they really yer maw nd da it's about the couch

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    I remember MSN days I was on the web cam with 1 girl, her dad came in the room & saw me on her laptop... I had to pretend I was a advert

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    Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

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    buying these at a school disco and being absolutely off your face all night #GrowingUpBritish

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    How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it 😟