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The future is goddamn scary.
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Technology has left us open to pranks.
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Products look like they want to steal our soul.
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Or worse, like they want to kill us.
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This is a thing people can actually do.
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Pasta needs an app. PASTA.
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You can’t turn on lights without needing an instruction manual.
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Even getting water requires technology.
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Everything has to come with a warning.
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There are just too many things to distract us.
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And it’s getting increasingly more difficult to concentrate.
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Everyone takes everything too personally.
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Relationships can no longer last.
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Really, really weird jobs exist.
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Email addresses are distorting the names our parents gave us.
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We’re no longer on the look out for stranger danger.
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Everything looks too damn similar.
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Reminders were never this absurd when we wrote them down on paper
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Social media is just so damn confusing.
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Seriously, who is this guy?
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You can't even escape by going to the movies.
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And religion offers no peace.
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Vanity has reached new heights.
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Websites think they know our habits.
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There are livestreams EVERYWHERE.
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Babies are getting mixed up with food.
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And it's actually possible for teens to crash the global economy.