24 Hillarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Life

“All of my apps are up to date and my devices are fully charged, why am I still so unhappy?”

1. On preparation for adulthood.

2. On the search for happiness.

3. On ambition.

4. On reflection.

5. On empathising.

6. On the important things.

[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger.

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott)

7. On not knowing what to do.

Remember when you'd be staying at a friend's house & you'd wake up before them & wouldn't know what to do? That's how my whole life feels

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs)

8. On revenge.

Don't get mad. Get very, very quiet and let it kill you a little inside.

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn)

9. On emotional repression.

[picks up crying baby] it's ok buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside

— Dylan (@dyldonot)

10. On dealing with hate.

How to deal with anger and resentment toward someone: 1. Write down feelings and put message in a bottle 2. Break bottle over person's head

— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots)

11. On negotiation.

When your drunk friends try to look sober while you negotiate with the bouncer.

— Sam Kalidi (@samkalidi)

12. On relationships.

Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar)

13. On life hacks.

Couldn't afford a gym membership so I bought a Tapout shirt instead

— Thynebear (@Thynebear)

14. On adulthood.

Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.

— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley)

15. On laziness.

My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair.

— bougie beth (@bourgeoisalien)

16. On embarrassing situations.

So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you.

— keri (@kerihw)

17. On acting your best.

When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time...

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy)

18. On missed calls.

Sorry when u called I was busy holding my phone in my hand and staring at it without blinking

— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo)

19. On avoiding unnecessary work.

Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"

— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton)

20. On pushing people away.

I only work out so I can push people away harder.

— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson)

21. On upbringing.

Based on your previous viewing history, Netflix suggests you spend a little time quietly thinking about the way your parents raised you.

— Jamie (from before) (@Jamie1947)

22. On the need to be alone.

My new business cards just came in

— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson)

23. On keeping true to yourself.

I hope I never become the person I pretend to be when talking to a taxi driver.

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy)

24. On life complaints.

waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell)

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Jamie Jones is a senior staff writer for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
 
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