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24 Reasons You Should Never Own A Tortoise

They’re just the worst.

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1. Everyone knows that tortoises are ugly.

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2. They're just not cute at all.

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3. From the moment they're born.

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5. They're completely unadorable.

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7. Who'd want this staring back at them each day?

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8. And they're the least photogenic animals of all time.

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9. They don't get on with other animals.

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10. And they're terrible around children.

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11. Hell, they don't even get on with each other.

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12. It's no wonder they're always looking so sad.

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13. They hate the outdoors.

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14. So you can't take them anywhere.

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15. Just look at how unadorable they look while eating.

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17. Plus they have zero chill.

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18. They make lousy friends.

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20. And are completely incapable of having fun.

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21. They have a weak selfie game.

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22. Not to mention how terrible they look in a hat.

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24. So why would anyone want one?

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