Buzz·Posted on 21 May 201524 Reasons You Should Never Own A TortoiseThey’re just the worst.by Jamie JonesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Everyone knows that tortoises are ugly. View this photo on Instagram 2. They're just not cute at all. View this photo on Instagram 3. From the moment they're born. View this photo on Instagram 4. Right up until old age. View this photo on Instagram 5. They're completely unadorable. View this photo on Instagram 6. I mean look at them. View this photo on Instagram 7. Who'd want this staring back at them each day? View this photo on Instagram 8. And they're the least photogenic animals of all time. View this photo on Instagram 9. They don't get on with other animals. View this photo on Instagram 10. And they're terrible around children. View this photo on Instagram 11. Hell, they don't even get on with each other. View this photo on Instagram 12. It's no wonder they're always looking so sad. View this photo on Instagram 13. They hate the outdoors. View this photo on Instagram 14. So you can't take them anywhere. View this photo on Instagram 15. Just look at how unadorable they look while eating. View this photo on Instagram 16. And messy. View this photo on Instagram 17. Plus they have zero chill. View this photo on Instagram 18. They make lousy friends. View this photo on Instagram 19. They're so antisocial. View this photo on Instagram 20. And are completely incapable of having fun. View this photo on Instagram 21. They have a weak selfie game. View this photo on Instagram 22. Not to mention how terrible they look in a hat. View this photo on Instagram 23. Ugh. View this photo on Instagram 24. So why would anyone want one? View this photo on Instagram